i have never identified more with a comic https://t.co/882tsMZnT2
Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money.
Boss: can you stay an extra 5 minutes?
me looking in the mirror after waking up from my 3rd nap of the day https://t.co/z24zycBO7K
Me: I have to leave by 8:30 so I should start getting ready by 7:30
Me at 8:20: https://t.co/7x4WTKjLd9
*falls into trashcan*
nice so good to finally be home
RT @Javey_Pratt: @desusandmero Michael Vick: Colin should look more presentable
Dogs: This fool was Cobra Clutching dogs to death, n… https://t.co/aKzzB8PmLD